LORDS OF KING

 Legolas and Gimli advanced on the orcs, raising their weapons with a harrowing war cry.

For a moment, the orcs didn't know what to do, and then they remembered that none of their friends were watching them. Suddenly, they ducked into a cloud of fiery debris. Once they found the opening, they punched the orcs with their hammers and hurled them with their spears into the backs of their foes. Elrond and the elves brought a chorus of bowstrings whistling down upon the foes. Soon, the orcs were too busy dying to hold their own weapons anymore. Gimli shrugged and pointed his sword at the other orcs, "Bring it on, motherfuckers! Come at me!" He stepped forward to attack, but suddenly the drow elf stepped in, swinging a blazing blade at Gimli's head. "Well, come on! Don't just stand there! "he said, then turned back to attack the orcs. Elrond moved to the defense of Gimli. Then Elrond spoke. "But what about us? Do we get to go home?" Sauron, seeing their combined might, knew that if they couldn't kill their enemies, their lives might not last much longer. He made his way over to the battle, towering above all of the remaining creatures. He placed his hands on the ground, causing earth to begin to crack beneath them, and they were all instantly buried by a mass of crumbling earth. Sauron stood, triumphant, before his foes. Just when things seemed to be calming down, the drow elf slipped out from behind Sauron, slamming his sword into the orc's side. The orc howled in pain, and before he could turn, Elrond swung at his head. The drow fell over, dead. As soon as he hit the floor, Gimli thrust his hammer into his head. The orcs struggled to get up and fight, but in the end, their bodies just weren't strong enough. The dwarf's hammer struck a blow on the last orc, and then Gimli sliced open the orc's throat. Sauron laughed again as Gimli grabbed his axe and stuck it into the orc's skull. He too fell over, dead. The entire army, elven, dwarf and orc alike, was exhausted and frustrated. So when the orc leader came into the cave, and declared that they were tired of fighting, it was the perfect time to end their enemy. Sauron's voice rang out over the battlefield, "Do not think I can be conquered. Because I am the Master of Death, I have all four aspects of death at my disposal.